Sprite fly me to the moon

sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

d0nn0:

clestroying:

When your friends are all talking about their sexual experiences and you’re just in the corner like

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IS THIS SERIOUSLY STILL GOING AROUND

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

videoisvideo:

stupidsexychespin:

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

videoisvideo:

stupidsexychespin:

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

methimatics:

there was a guy next to me on the train who was trying to connect to wifi and I just got this overwhelming urge to protect his naïvety so I silently made him a hotspot so he will now believe for the rest of his life that if u try hard enough then the train wifi will come to u I feel like santa

shevvalksinstarlight:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

*pukes*

Because how dare a game not tokenize half of flippin society so as to keep whiny dudebros’ fragile masculinity intact